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12 indicators the economy is bad
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jeffgage
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07-06-2009 09:12 AM
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12.   CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

11.   I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10.   I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a free bank.

9.   
Hot Wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8.   Obama met with small businesses - GE, 
Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7.   
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6.   People in 
Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

5.   The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4.  People in Africa are donating  money to Americans.

3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

...and my most favorite indicator of all...

1.   If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

 

Lets go Steelers!
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07-06-2009 09:19 AM
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LOL!!! Good ones! Thanks! :smileyvery-happy:
 

DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF DRAGONS FOR YOU ARE CRUNCHY AND TASTE GOOD WITH KETCHUP
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07-06-2009 09:43 AM
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Might as well laugh, as cry about the economy!!! LOL
 

Be kinder than necessary. Everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Kudos!
 
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07-06-2009 01:11 PM
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These are cool!!!
 

The Norm!
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07-06-2009 08:50 PM
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I love it!         LOL        I think I got number 11 in the mail, just the other day!


 

To believers no more evidence is necessary and to skeptics no evidence is enough. So let wisdom be your guide, as it is the total sum of all knowledge
Kudos!
 
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