Vivica A. Fox's Cougar Blog

I was really surprised that the guys got all nervous about the talent show competition in this episode of The Cougar. Adam's rapping was very good -- he represented for Wisconsin! Travis' juggling act and apron were real fun to watch, while Austin's Borat impression was hilarious... 'bout time he did something to stand out! Kai and the hula-hoop routine fell oh-so-flat; brotha couldn't move those hips at all! Nick's lap dance was a "what the hell?" moment, not good at all.

Meanwhile, David did very well, and Johnny's mime act was a surprise, too. Finally, Ryan's Michael Jackson moves were en pointe -- till he flashed us his private parts.

The salsa dancing was next, and it wasn't bad; however, you won't see any of these guys win a dance contest. I still can't believe Austin's "green light" comment. He should have been kicked to the curb for sure. That was just incredibly immature! Stacey revealed to me that she was totally disappointed in the salsa date.

We said goodbye to Kai, Johnny and Nick, who all just didn't quite have the connection with Stacey to continue on. OK, some behind-the-scenes scoop: This week's kiss-off was really emotional for Stacey (and me). When Nick was eliminated, he made us both cry! Stacey felt really bad about saying goodbye to Kai, too.

Someone out there in TV Land wanted to know who designed my earrings from the premiere episode, the ones I wore with the green dress: They are by XIV Karats LTD of Beverly Hills.

Until next week,

Vivica

I loved the guys’ workout routines for Stacey -- some were very sexual and stimulating, leading me to believe that they were trying to work Stacey out in more ways than one! However, I totally didn’t get the five guys she picked… None of them exactly look like they've even seen a gym. (She left out all the guys with the six-packs, unfortunately.) Jimmy and David would have been my first choices, for sure!

Stacey’s friends Mici and Kelly were really cool and fun-spirited, and the birthday gifts were really sweet and thoughtful. But Jimmy totally blew it with his “I wanna lick you down” card! I was also surprised by Jon a.k.a. "House Boy" -- he always mentions that he has a house. I have to admit he showed real maturity on his first one-on-one date with Stacey. However, the look he had on his face when Stacey told him she had been married twice and has four kids… it was like, “OK,  I can deal with that. I love kids!" Good answer, Jon!

TTYL,

Vivica