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- A Drunk Man's Words ... (Ryan)
A Drunk Man's Words ... (Ryan)
The reason I wanted to be on this show is because I love beautiful, sophisticated, seasoned 
women. These women play no games, have their own career and know their way around the bedroom. They are very direct in what they want, whether it's a committed relationship or just a boy-toy scenario. I manage a martini bar in downtown Chicago, where the cougs are on the prowl. I was tired of the same old scene so I decided to do the show.
Where do I begin... let's back up to before I met Stacey. I was so nervous that I thought I'd have a few drinks to relax, but obviously that didn't work out the way I wanted it to. By the time Stacey walked out, I was bombed. When I flubbed my opening line, I felt awful -- but have you ever heard the expression "A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts"? Don't get me wrong, Stacey is a bombshell and I felt horrible for the mistake, but it was still REALLY funny. Especially to everyone who wasn't me. Everyone's had one of those drunken, blurry nights -- unfortunately, mine was on national television.
Now my game plan for the night had completely changed. Her first impression of me was less than perfect and I was sure that I was being sent home. So I figured that I'd just have fun the rest of the night and get as hammered as possible!
For the most part, I had a great time with the guys in the house. Jonny, Austin, the twins and Nick were funny as hell. I had NO problems with anyone in the house -- except for Colt. He'd been asking me stupid questions all night, and I was obviously not in the mood for his ridiculous comments and had warned him to stop bothering me with annoying questions. I'd had enough. I get along with just about everyone, but he was way too fake.
The first night with Stacey, while admittedly awkward, definitely made me see how amazing she is. She's very sweet, compassionate and understanding. She saw something in me and gave me a second chance. And I was very grateful for her decision to keep me around.
Keep watching -- the best is yet to come!
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Ryan_TheCub
- Ryan served five years in the Marine Corps, including five months in Iraq -- he was present when the statue of Saddam Hussein was knocked down. He believes some people think he isn't the brightest bulb because of his good looks. He says younger guys usually look up to him; his friends call him "The Cougar Hunter.". He plans to use his prized red, white and blue "banana hammock" to get The Cougar's attention. Sure, Ryan's a total player, but he's getting older and it would make his mom proud if he found someone to settle down with.
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JD_TheCub
- J.D. may seem like any other guy, but he has a sensitive side. He's a late bloomer who had acne in high school. When he's interested in someone, he likes to express his feelings by writing a poem. He once fell for a cougar in Dallas, but the long distance took its toll on the relationship. J.D. likes that older women are more aggressive. He swears that a flash of his dimples will win a woman over and, with the help of some liquid courage; he can open up his heart to them.
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David_TheCub
- David grew up in Chicago and graduated from Ohio's Youngstown State University with a degree in physical education/marketing. Currently living in Marina Del Rey, Calif., he works in advertising while "trying to find his passion." An ex-college football player, David is a driven, athletic person. David enjoys a woman who doesn't play games and appreciates a "nice guy." He admits that he's picky about potential dates.
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Jon_TheCub
- Jon has two sides: the professional and the party guy, but he's glad he left the Jersey Shore and avoided becoming a beach bum. Jon, now a very career-driven 27-year-old, prefers cougars because they are more goal-oriented and are past the 'crazy' stage that he says plagues younger women. When he's interested in someone, he lets his romantic side show; he once held a scavenger hunt for a woman he was dating. Jon is an active guy who played soccer for 12 years and did cross-country and swimming. He now enjoys kayaking and kickball. Jon is passionate about life and throws himself into it wholeheartedly.
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Adam_TheCub
- What do Whistler Mountain, Lake Geneva and San Diego have in common? They're all places you're likely to find Adam, an avid skier, wake boarder and surfer. But don't be fooled -- Adam isn't your typical jock. A former double major at the University of Dayton, Adam entertains some of the top companies in the country, hosting corporate getaways for the rich and famous. His ability to work a room in a suit and dominate action sports make him the perfect cougar hunter. Oh, and did we mention he has a twin?
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Travis_TheCub
- Travis is a Southern California native who's a student at both El Camino and Santa Monica colleges. He's an avid surfer and often rides the waves twice a day. Travis is extremely sweet and polite but don't let that boyish charm fool you -- he admits that he has "is quite confrontational when provoked." He'd like to date a cougar because he says people his own age just want to go to bars and get wasted, which bores him. Travis considers himself a romantic and even wrote a book of poetry for a former girlfriend. He loves to play sports, but he truly prides his piano-playing capabilities.
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Colt_TheCub
- Colt is a musician trying to make it big. He was born in Ohio and graduated from Loyola University in Chicago. He's not a romantic guy and says he doesn't believe in buying flowers - but he does admit to writing a song for an ex. He loves cougars because he appreciates the experience they possess. The oldest woman he has ever dated was 61.
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